Joke

 Nice To meet you


Jaco : Would you like to order anything off                  menu?


Jaul :Yes please, what you have? 


Jaco : We have,

Nasi Uduk From Betawi,

Nasi Tutug Oncom From Tasikmalaya 

Nasi Liwet from Solo and

Nasi Timbel from Sunda

 Which one would you like to order?


Jaul : Nice to meet you.


Jaco : Nice to meet you too!


90° 


Jaco : How do you stay  warm in any room.

Jaul : GO TO THE corner ITS always 90°


What is the issue



If falling eyelashes mean someone is missing you, I'm sure all your eyelashes have fallen out.

I'll miss you




Jaco : Joul eat tiramisu

             I'll miss you 

Jaul : Take Care Jaco

Jaco : Thank you

Jaul : my pleasure 


Jaco's dream 



Joco : Jaultop, what are your dreams?

Jaul : I want to be a doctor, own my own    hospital, own a luxury house, own a car, buy a campervan, own a cruise ship, make my wife happy and take her around the world, and of course, make my parents happy.

Jaco : Wow, that's great. Your dreams are very noble.

Jaul : So, what are your dreams, Jaco?

Jaco : I want to be your wife.


Huh 



What's your dream, Jacordop?

B: I want to be a Director of Pertamina, just like my father.

A: Great. So your father is a Director of Pertamina, right?

B: No, ma'am. My father wants to be one.

No one catches 


Jaco : why are you so lazy to jog in the morning

Jaul : want to jog in the morning but no one catches up

not fun you know,we got tired only


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