Fun with English

Belng to Whom? I don't need a map, a GPS, or even a wallet. When I'm with you If you can't convince and amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your stupidity. Jaul : Do you like coffee?  Jaco :I do, you? Jaul : : yeah, i like it so much!  Do you know why? Because Coffee is like you. bitter but addictive, make me crave more. Love If a kiss was a raindrop, I’d send you a shower. If a hug was a second, I’d send you an hour. If a smile was water I’d send you the sea. If you needed love, I’d send you me." I love you Jaco, i love you to the moon and back The love of my heart. Because of you my loan is everywhere!

  Nice To meet you Jaco : Would you like to order anything off                  menu? Jaul :Yes please, what you have?  Jaco : We have, Nasi Uduk From Betawi, Nasi Tutug Oncom From Tasikmalaya  Nasi Liwet from Solo and Nasi Timbel from Sunda  Which one would you like to order? Jaul : Nice to meet you. Jaco : Nice to meet you too! 90°   Jaco : How do you stay  warm in any room. Jaul : GO TO THE corner ITS always 90° What is the issue If falling eyelashes mean someone is missing you, I'm sure all your eyelashes have fallen out. I'll miss you Jaco : Joul eat tiramisu              I'll miss you  Jaul : Take Care Jaco Jaco : Thank you Jaul : my pleasure  Jaco's dream   Joco : Jaultop, what are your dreams? Jaul : I want to be a doctor, own my own    hospital, own a luxury house, own a car, buy a campervan, own a cruise ship, make my wife happy and take her...