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How We Live on the Edge of the Ocean

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Suasana Makan Malam yang Bersahaja Di tengah ruangan yang berdinding kayu nan kokoh, Jacordop dan Jaultop duduk berhadapan di sebuah meja kayu kecil. Suasana terasa sangat tenang dan akrab, hanya diterangi oleh cahaya dari sebuah lampu gantung kuno yang memberikan kesan homey. Di atas meja, tersaji hidangan rumahan yang sangat menggugah selera, Dua piring nasi yang masih mengepul hangat, Ikan goreng yang garing di tengah meja, Semangkuk sayuran hijau segar untuk melengkapi nutrisi, Beberapa potong tempe goreng kecokelatan, kesukaan sejuta umat. Candaan yang Menghangatkan Hati Sambil menikmati makanan, Jacordop yang tampak cantik dengan pita biru di rambut oranyenya, menatap Jautop dengan tatapan usil. Keduanya tersenyum simpul , mencoba menahan tawa di tengah kunyahan mereka. Tiba-tiba, terjadilah percakapan singkat ini: Jacordop: "Dimana rambutmu, Jaultop?" tanya Jacordop sambil menunjuk kepala Jautop yang licin mengkilap karena pantulan cahaya lampu. Jaultop: (Sambil tersen...
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Birthday 27 Jan

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the energy I want to carry forward: 1. The "Main Character" Affirmation "May I always be the first person to advocate for my own worth. I wish for the discipline to maintain the body I’ve built, the wisdom to manage the wealth I’ve grown, and the peace to enjoy the life I’ve created." 2. For Longevity and Grace "I wish for my external beauty to be a reflection of my internal health. May I remain agile in body and flexible in mind, evolving with grace as I move through different seasons of success." 3. For the Upgraded Mindset "I wish for a mind that is a sanctuary, not a battlefield. May I continue to shed old versions of myself that no longer serve me, making room for the abundance and clarity that I have earned." 4. For Sustained Wealth "I wish for my resources to be a tool for freedom and impact. May my money work as hard for me as I worked to attain it, providing a foundation of security that allows my creativity to flourish."
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Funny?!

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  Knock knock Knock knock Who's there? Weekend Weekend who? Weekend do anything we want Are you Google   Are you Google? Huh! Why Google? Because everything I'm looking for is in you Rendang Jengkol ku Hello Jacordop, I already Cooked that Jengkol, you wanna have some? Oh yeah Sure Jaultop, don't eat them up, please Huhuy you're the best! rendang Jengkol I'm Coming! Hello Jacordop, I already Cooked that Jengkol, you wanna have some. Oh yeah Sure Jaultop, don't eat them up, please Huhuy you're the best! rendang Jengkol I'm Coming! Eliminate social assistance. Reduce staple food costs. Raise the minimum wage. We  What are the benefits of paying taxes? Apart from making document matters easier? Valentine plan If you want flower on 14th of February 2026! Plant them now! Slippery🤣 Always remember if you fell over, I'll pick you up. But after I'm done laughing You're not chocolate You Can't make everyone happy! You're not chocolate
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Basic 👉 advance

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Belajar bersama Jacordop dan Jaultop Thank you >< I Really appreciate it Sorry >< I apologize You're Welcome >< my Pleasure  Excuse me >< Pardon me I don't know >< I have no idea Can you repeat that >< Come again I don't understand >< Could you Clarify? How are you >< How's it going  Nice to meet you >< its a pleasure to meet you Good Bye >< Take Care Are you generous Apakah kamu murah hati? No, I'm Stingy Tidak, aku pelit. Are you easy going Apakah kamu santai? No, I'm up tight Tidak, aku tegang. Are you adventurous Apakah kamu petualang? No, I'm caitius Tidak, aku perhatian. Are you assertive Apakah kamu tegas? No, I am passive  Tidak, aku pasif. Are you punctual Apakah kamu tepat waktu? No, I'm tardy Tidak, aku terlambat . Are you talkactive Apakah kamu banyak bicara? No, I'm reserve Tidak, aku pendiam. Are you decisive Apakah kamu tegas? No, I'm indecisive Tidak, aku ragu-ragu. Are y...
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Comedy

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Belng to Whom? I don't need a map, a GPS, or even a wallet. When I'm with you If you can't convince and amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your stupidity. Jaul : Do you like coffee?  Jaco :I do, you? Jaul : : yeah, i like it so much!  Do you know why? Because Coffee is like you. bitter but addictive, make me crave more. Love If a kiss was a raindrop, I’d send you a shower. If a hug was a second, I’d send you an hour. If a smile was water I’d send you the sea. If you needed love, I’d send you me." I love you Jaco, i love you to the moon and back The love of my heart. Because of you my loan is everywhere!
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Joke

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  Nice To meet you Jaco : Would you like to order anything off                  menu? Jaul :Yes please, what you have?  Jaco : We have, Nasi Uduk From Betawi, Nasi Tutug Oncom From Tasikmalaya  Nasi Liwet from Solo and Nasi Timbel from Sunda  Which one would you like to order? Jaul : Nice to meet you. Jaco : Nice to meet you too! 90°   Jaco : How do you stay  warm in any room. Jaul : GO TO THE corner ITS always 90° What is the issue If falling eyelashes mean someone is missing you, I'm sure all your eyelashes have fallen out. I'll miss you Jaco : Joul eat tiramisu              I'll miss you  Jaul : Take Care Jaco Jaco : Thank you Jaul : my pleasure  Jaco's dream   Joco : Jaultop, what are your dreams? Jaul : I want to be a doctor, own my own    hospital, own a luxury house, own a car, buy a campervan, own a cruise ship, make my wife happy and take her...
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Practice with animation

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Contact      Explore     Resep alright my friend, now we try practice with animation and make some joke in English, I hope you gonna love it and fun with it.  Mie><Me   A : Do you like me ? B : What? of course not A : Ahha so you don't like mie goreng?         Even better     I'll take them  chase your Dream Don't give up on your dream, keep sleeping Give up : Menyerah merrytime >< Maritim Why in indonesia often ask "(when are you getting merried )?" Because in indonesia is a "merrytime" country "cell" Phone I finally realize that people are prisoners of the phone thats way it's called "cell" Phone You Wanna Share it?! A : If there is a shit (POO) here, would you like to share it? B : oh hell, NO! A : You are so stingy B : What is it mean? A : You don't wan't to share the shit (POO). B : hell yeah  A : hihihi B : ahahahah   Cake wrapper or shit wrapper A :Which one do you like     ...
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